I refuse to freeze to death while organizing financial reports, so today I brought my stockings to work. They’re doing their job admirably, but my sweater isn’t.
I refuse to freeze to death while organizing financial reports, so today I brought my stockings to work. They’re doing their job admirably, but my sweater isn’t.
Anti-Quotidian 
I hate when it’s hot outside but freezing inside. I almost always forget to bring a sweater!